Book Review – I Just Want to Pee Alone

Medically reviewed by Christiana George Updated Date: December 17, 2022

Ok, so I don’t usually post anything non-food and I don’t usually post about book review, but this one is too funny.  A bunch of mom bloggers got together and wrote some real life essays about being a mom and how to find humor in it.  This is something I can totally relate to.  I have two kids that on good days are sweet and charming, but on bad days are whiny, clingy, hard of hearing, uncooperative, and mean.  Oops, I guess the bad outweighs the good sometimes.  That’s when you need a good laugh.

I read the first essay about one of the moms going to the spa and I couldn’t help but continuously laugh out loud as I pictured myself in the same situation.  So my husband had to find out what was so funny.  I told him the name of the book I was reading and he looks at me and says, “Oh, I know that book.”  My brain tried to wrap itself around that fact that my husband knows about a book that was written by moms, when a) he doesn’t read books for leisure and b) I just found out about this book myself and c) he’s not a mom.  So I of course asked him how he could possibly know about this book.  And he replies “I saw it on NickMom”.  Ok, stop right there.  If you are wondering what my husband is doing watching NickMom (I sure was) , his answer was that the Nickolodeon Channel was on when he turned on the TV to watch his shows.  OK fine, I will give him that.  The kids do watch Nick a lot.  But how much did he watch to have seen them talking about this book.  I didn’t ask.  Some questions are just better left unanswered. Perhaps he was just trying to be a good husband and figure out the psyche of a woman.  Doesn’t he know that we are fickle creatures and he will never figure us out?

Anyway, back to the book.  If you are a new mom, mom-to-be, or a mom who’s been around the block a few times, you need to read this book.  A mom’s life is not always easy, but it does have those funny moments.  This book is full of them.  With titles like “Potty Training and Prostate Exams”, “The Tale of Two Vaginas”, and “In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Penis”, how could you not find humor.  It’s great to know that you are not the only mom with horror stories, inadequacies, and bad parenting moments.



Here is the link for the book on Amazon:

I Just Want to Pee Alone

 Disclaimer : I was given a free copy of this book to read and review, but all thoughts and opinions are my own.



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Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Rice Krispie Treats

Christiana George

Well, we are still trying to sell our house.  That meant another open house this past weekend.  So I had a lot of cleaning to do, not much time for baking.  But I still needed some pick-me-up treats to keep me going.  Rice Krispies are always the easiest way to go.  And you can customize them to almost any flavor.  I have not yet run out of ideas of what to put in mine.  This week’s flavor is Chocolate Caramel Pretzel.  I already had all the ingredients in the house, so it was a breeze to whip up and it made all my little taste testers happy.

I used Baker’s chocolate because it was what I had in the house, but feel free to use semi-sweet chocolate chips.

I also chopped my pretzels very finely in the food processor, but if you want a more crunchy bar, you can chop them more coarsely.



Due to the chocolate, you don’t need to place these in the fridge to set.  They will set just fine at room temperature.  If you put them in the fridge they will harden too much and you won’t be able to cut them or bite into them.  At room temperature, they are perfect.

In case you didn’t know me by now, I always have to add a topping to my Rice Krispie treats.  In keeping with the theme, I added more caramel, dark chocolate candy melt, and little bits of pretzels.

I used a Ziplock bag to drizzle the candy melt, but due to the stickiness of the caramel, I just drizzled it on with a fork.

Then I added some sprinkles of pretzel bits for the finishing touch.  I really love the sweet and salty taste of these bars.  I bet you can’t eat just one!

Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Rice Krispie Treats

by The Sweet Chick

Prep Time: 15 minutes



Cook Time: 5 minutes

Keywords: no bake snack dessert caramel chocolate pretzels marshmallow bits rice krispie treats bars American

Ingredients (35 bars)

For the Rice Krispies

  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 5 cups mini marshmallows
  • 5 cups Rice Krispies cereal
  • 5 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
  • 1/4 cup caramel
  • 1/2 cup chocolate Jet Puffed Mallow Bits (optional)
  • 1 cup crushed pretzels

For the topping

  • 1/2 cup dark chocolate candy melt, melted
  • 1 tablespoon caramel
  • 1 tablespoon pretzel bits

Instructions

For the Rice Krispies

In a large sauce pan, melt butter and marshmallows over low heat. Stir until completely melted.



Remove from heat and add chocolate and caramel. Stir until completely mixed and chocolate is melted.

Then add the crushed pretzels, Mallow Bits and the Rice Krispie cereal. Mix until all is well incorporated.

Then pour the mixture into a greased 9 x 13 pan or a cookie sheet and spread it evenly with a piece of waxed paper.

Put aside for about a 1/2 hour to set at room temperature.

For the toppings

When the treats have set, melt the candy melt wafers per directions on package and place in a piping bag or Ziplock bag with tip snipped off. Drizzle the melted chocolate in diagonal pattern across the Rice Krispie treats.

Then with a fork drizzle the caramel in thin lines over the chocolate. And sprinkle with pretzel bits.

Let the candy melt harden at room temperature for about 15 minutes, then cut and serve.



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