Kale Chips, And A Guest Post

Medically reviewed by Christiana George Updated Date: September 8, 2021

Kale Chips

Hi everyone! Hope you all had a great Fourth of July! We almost killed a couple of geriatrics last week, specifically, Chris’s grandparents, who went sightseeing with us in 90-degree, unbearably-humid weather. Hell, it’s a wonder I didn’t die, that’s how hot it was. But despite all that, I’m happy they were able to join Chris’s parents in visiting us for the week. We had fun. (And, thankfully, skipped the fireworks!)

Some other news: I’d like to redirect you to Cup of Jo, where I was featured today alongside my favorite recipe for kale chips. Check it out! Let me know what you think! And thanks again for having me, Joanna. Congratulations on your baby boy! Also, Shoko, thank you for reaching out and being so patient with me.

Now, I’m off to finish off a crazily busy week. I’ll be back soon!





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Goat Cheese, Roasted Grape, And Walnut Bruschette

Christiana George
Roasted Grape Bruschetta Ingredients

In the fall, you’ll find pounds and pounds and pounds of grapes in my fridge. Until last October, the idea of roasting them would have been preposterous to me, not to mention kind of disgusting. Why would someone do such a thing? What could possibly beat the taste of a fresh Concord or Muscat grape fresh off the vine?

Of course, Concords and Muscats aren’t just any old grape, and if I ever come into a significant amount of money, I’ll probably buy a vineyard where I will plant acres and acres and acres of heirloom varieties that will be grown exclusively to be eaten. And I’ll eat them all, don’t think I won’t. (Question: would it still be considered a vineyard if I wasn’t planning on producing wine?) Regular supermarket grapes are just okay in comparison, but I still enjoy eating them plain when they’re extra-firm and tightly clustered.

After trying chicken roasted with grapes a few months ago, however, I’ve finally come around to the roasting camp. I really liked the way the heat turned the grapes into hot bursts of sweetness.



(I realize I may have made a huge deal over a seemingly insignificant issue, but given how ardently I’d felt about grapes and the only correct way of eating them this was a revelation for me.)

(An aside: a friend of mine called me a grape snob a few years back, and the barb continues to sting. Is it really snooty to be obsessed with heirloom grape varieties? I don’t think so.)

I recently, and finally, got around to buying Polpo, A Venetian Cookbook (Of Sorts). My God is it beautiful. From the cover to the binding to the gorgeous, ethereal photos, its looks are enough reason to buy the book. Hint: flip through it if you’re in need of inspiration. It’s eye fuel, if you will.

But beyond its aesthetically pleasing appearance, it is filled with the most tenderly-chosen recipes. Or so I believe. While they’re nothing revolutionary, each has been jotted down with just the barest of guidelines, suggesting an intuitive understanding—and deep love—of the food. My mom passes tried-and-true recipes on to me that are just as vague, just as instinctive.

But I’m not here to write a cookbook review. I just wanted to share with you the results of my first stab at a recipe, a bruschette (ever since Emiko’s post, I’ve never been able to pronounce ‘bruschette’ the same way again), made with seedless red grapes, goat cheese, walnuts, honey, and thyme.

It isn’t something that can quickly be thrown together, as it does require briefly roasting the grapes and the walnuts in the oven (in two separate pans, what’s more), but the final product is a feast of incongruous elements: hot, juicy grapes ready to burst and bordering on raisin, the oddness of goat cheese mellowed out by floral honey, roasted walnut that’s almost kind of melted yet pleasingly chewy, thyme with all its connotations of warm lovely peasant food, and the underlying scent and taste of garlic, which tips it over the edge, if you ask me. Altogether, wonderful. Make it! For lunch, as an afternoon snack, as an elegant appetizer at a posh dinner party. It will wow you as it will wow guests.

I love how food blogging makes me that much more open to trying new things. Roasted grapes, what an idea.



GOAT CHEESE, ROASTED GRAPE, AND WALNUT BRUSCHETTE

From Polpo, A Venetian Cookbook (Of Sorts)

Serves 2

I’m following the format of the book by providing vague measurements. You know what tastes good, so go with your intuition!

Ingredients:

  • 10 grapes – any seedless variety
  • Small handful of picked thyme leaves
  • Extra virgin olive oil
  • Sea salt and black pepper
  • 10 wanut halves
  • 2 thick slices of bread (I used semolina bread)
  • 1 garlic clove
  • Large handful of crumbly goat cheese
  • Honey

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. In a baking pan, toss the grapes with most of the thyme, olive oil, salt, and pepper. Pop it in the oven for 10 to 15 minutes. In another baking pan, toss the walnuts with some olive oil, and slide it into the oven during the last 5 minutes of roasting the grapes. Remove both from the oven and set aside.

Toast the bread so that it’s pleasantly toasted, but still pliant. Rub the garlic clove into the bread much like you’re using a crayon. Drizzle with some olive oil.

Crumble or smear some goat cheese onto the bread. Add the grapes and walnuts, garnish with some small sprigs of thyme, and drizzle with honey.



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